Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2737 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
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