UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	5993	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SelfLoveCraft

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7748	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SarmatFailCraft

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So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Towns Built:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Potions Brewed:	174

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Polyglot

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HebGoneByeByeCraft

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Alternative Minecraft SMP – AEW Isn’t Good

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Are you tired of boring wrestling matches and predictable storylines? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate alternative to AEW! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane adventures that will make you forget all about wrestling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. So if you’re ready to ditch the ring for some blocky fun, come join us on our SMP and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE

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Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who just don’t understand your priorities? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream car without any risk of it getting crashed by reckless husbands! Our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for putting your vintage car collection first. Plus, we have a special medical expenses mini-game where you can earn virtual currency to pay off those pesky bills while still keeping your vintage beauties intact. Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where your dream car always comes first!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kid to Adult Cuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is…wait for it…giant slices of pizza! That’s right, our server is filled with delicious food blocks that you can chow down on while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted broccoli that will give you superpowers when you eat it. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs out of your hands? Just munch on some broccoli and watch the magic happen!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant talking potato who gives out quests and rewards to players who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his challenges, he’ll grant you one wish…but be careful what you wish for, because this potato has a mischievous streak!

So come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Who knew that the key to unlocking your true potential was through the power of food?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.