so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Dimension Hops: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 331 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 34

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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