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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1231 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9704 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of a server that never lets you down, unlike that one time she promised to pay for dinner but conveniently forgot her wallet. And don’t worry about missing out on fun activities – we have more exciting quests and challenges than she has excuses for not finding a job.
So, if you’re tired of supporting someone who can’t even support themselves, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle in the land. Trust us, it’s a lot more rewarding than funding someone’s vacation while they “look” for a job.