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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8460 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Farms Harvested: | 985 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!
Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?
So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!