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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3410 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4420 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!
Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?
So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!