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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8218 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 749 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!
Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?
So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!