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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 787 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Votes: | 5663 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5938 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!
Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?
So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!