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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5156 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!
Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?
So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!