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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9173 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Animals Bred: | 44 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!
So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!