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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4581 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 150 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Animals Bred: | 59 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have a special potion that turns all the sheep into rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out diamonds.
if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of underwear-clad mobs. trust us, it’s way cheaper to buy new women’s underwear than it is to resist joining our server.