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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8637 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 628934 | Magic Items Found: | 1204 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!
So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).
