UNcraftyNetty’sWorld | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1828

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2084
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Love Letters Sent:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	809	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	2935	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blockheadz R Us

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyTaiwanLand

Asia-Pacific, Chinese Taipei, CraftyTaiwanLand, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, History, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mainland china, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, Republic, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Luke Look Server

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hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5913
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

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Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	4887	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3