UncleLaptopNoPay

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Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	94	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Animals Bred:	149
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7502
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9174

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3721
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	478077
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Farms Harvested:	945
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchantments Applied:	79
Crops Grown:	6948	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	1126

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Zombie Dances:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.