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Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mines Excavated:	1052
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	522

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8730	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	New Chunks Explored:	814631
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2288
Divine Spears Created:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.