UncleLaptopNoPay

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Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Buildings Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	401
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	149
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Animals Bred:	147
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	272

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.