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Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6724	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	6115	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1254
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ores Mined:	5371
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	109	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	1537
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	176
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.