UncleLaptopNoPay

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Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magic Items Found:	6337
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	289
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6348
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3555
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9606	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Farms Harvested:	222
Mines Excavated:	1628	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!