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Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	82
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	134

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Holy Grails Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	130
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Runes Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mines Excavated:	3572	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!