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Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Animals Bred:	88	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	240

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	9514
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	274	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crops Grown:	8935	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2381	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	150	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.