UncleLaptopNoPay

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Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ores Mined:	8108
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mines Excavated:	4484	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Items Found:	2403

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	286
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Love Letters Sent:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.