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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Towns Built: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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