UncleLaptopNoPay

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Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8704	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	145	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8300	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Executed Network

Cross-Play, Events, Executed Network, Free Events, Kit PvP, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, partner, PvP, Server, Survival

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2225
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Boss Minecraft Server

Accountability, Assertiveness, AUTHORITY, Boss, command, Communication, control, Decision making, delegation, Direction, goon, influence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sigma, skibidi, supervision, team collaboration, team dynamics

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.