Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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