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NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7565
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3826
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Potions Brewed:	30	Divine Spears Created:	24

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Void Gems Collected:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1776	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7482	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Ores Mined:	1335	Dragon Eggs Found:	4801
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	925	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4660
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Votes:	1846	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5810	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Potions Brewed:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

Players:	107/800	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11