UltraProcessedUK | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4619	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Alien Abductions:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1562
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	4221	Zombie Dances:	8
Emeralds Found:	6657	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!