LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Star Shards Collected: 229
Towns Built: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 65 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 266 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 424
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7371 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 240 Villages Defended: 20
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Animals Bred: 183
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9289 Towns Built: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Potions Brewed: 97 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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