LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • FilmFreakMC SMP

    FilmFreakMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

    Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9218 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4088 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Mines Excavated: 2778
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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