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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 673 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 337 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.