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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9024 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.