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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5970 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.