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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2723 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.