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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1535 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Ores Mined: | 9553 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 71 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.