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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7946 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.