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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9050 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 434 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.