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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4266 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5651 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
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