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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9364 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
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