Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	84	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Potions Brewed:	169	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.