Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	131	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6446	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	560	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9709

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2198
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3565
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Items Found:	7791
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!