lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
Holy Grails Found: 5 Crops Grown: 4569
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8905 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Animals Bred: 57
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Love Letters Sent: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 134217
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8550 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7030 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magic Items Found: 2082
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Void Armor Forged: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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