UFO Lands: Where Pigs Fly, Villagers Party, and Creepers Rehabilitate!

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues. Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees, unlock Masterwork Armor, and access player upgrades.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic for fairness and balance. Donations support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and fight alongside friends.

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9989
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mines Excavated:	4602	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6765	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Yanks Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magic Items Found:	3483	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Farms Harvested:	882	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Secret Passages Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blockhead Banter

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Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Villages Defended:	15
New Chunks Explored:	779283	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	259	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

New Minecraft Servers 2024

UFO Lands: Where Pigs Fly, Villagers Party, and Creepers Rehabilitate!

United Lands Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

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Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?

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Updated September 29, 2024

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

Updated September 29, 2024

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

Updated September 29, 2024

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

Updated September 29, 2024

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Updated September 29, 2024

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

Updated September 29, 2024

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Updated September 29, 2024

Crafty Yanks Server

Updated September 29, 2024

Blockhead Banter

Updated September 29, 2024

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Updated September 29, 2024

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

Updated September 29, 2024

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

Updated September 29, 2024

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

Updated September 29, 2024

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

Updated September 29, 2024