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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 27
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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