My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4484 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 62 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 4593 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 107 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 343 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
