TyezMC, TyezMC is a network with alots of gamemodes such as boxpvp, pvp practice, gens, custom gamemodes and lifesteal etc. It is a asia/europe server.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!
But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.
And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?
So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4686 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 168 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6246 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!
The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 642 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
