Dive into an immersive world of creativity, competition, and community at Tycoons, where adventure awaits every player! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, we have something for everyone.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
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| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 6924 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
