Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server

100m, 8 years, appeals to no one, Concord Devs, designing, heckin, Minecraft, paid, poor devs, pure garbage, Server, twitter, Waste, whiners, Whining

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so insanely awesome that even the poor devs who wasted 8 years and $100m+ creating garbage games would be jealous! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else – mainly because we bribed the Ender Dragon to guard our IP address. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Animals Bred:	115

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9900
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.