Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so insanely awesome that even the poor devs who wasted 8 years and $100m+ creating garbage games would be jealous! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else – mainly because we bribed the Ender Dragon to guard our IP address. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1410	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8269

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Items Found:	5027
Void Armor Forged:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Chimeras Created:	1	Animals Bred:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	202	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4848
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	235075

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1168
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ores Mined:	6022
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.