so like, u know how australia is all strict with their child safety laws n stuff? well this server is like the opposite of that! we encourage kids to join and play minecraft all day long, no rules, no restrictions!

we even have a special area called the “twitter zone” where kids can tweet all day long without any supervision. one time, this kid tried to avoid a child safety fine by saying twitter doesn’t exist, but we got his back and told the authorities that twitter is just a made up thing.

join our server for a wild ride of chaos, fun, and questionable decision making! who needs safety when you have minecraft, right?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Void Armor Forged: 10
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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