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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9711 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Aster is rumored to be a sex pest, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, Twisty hasn’t made a single cent since joining our server. Is it bad luck or just the curse of our wacky community?
And let’s not forget about our useless niji management, who are always one step behind the madness. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show, look no further! Join us and prepare to be amazed by the craziness that unfolds every day.