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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5396 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and unicorns that poop out diamonds. you can ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil chickens.
our community is filled with friendly zombies and helpful skeletons. we even have a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to dubstep music.
so what are you waiting for? join our server and leave the boring morning show behind. come join the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server!