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| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7384 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 113 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5577 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
